I’ll do you one better congress and tumblr!
Hello, Internet Users! Who takes the Internet takes Freedom of Speech. But bad news everyone. Cos guess who?! Ha! Listen, you lot, you’re all debating about, it’s really very distracting. Could all just stay still a minute? Because I…am…posting! The question of the hour is, who’s got the Internet? Answer - Every 6 and half billion people on this planet!. Next question, who’s coming to take it from them? Come on! Look at them, no legislation, no bill, no acts worth a damn. Oh, and something else, they have everything…to…lose! So if you’re sitting up there in your silly little offices, with all your silly little laws and you’ve got any plans of taking the Internet tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way. Remember every black day we trolled you. And then, and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first. Ah Tumblr users.
I totally just acted this scene out.
If this doesn’t save the Internet, nothing will.